Santa Barbara and the ocean in the morning

Some of the bouldering around Lizard's Mouth

Coastline as scene from Lizard's Mouth

Martinin Madness boulder in a less than flattering condition

One of the many Crag Cleanups I attended. They used to be bi-annual, but now they may not even be doing them anymore.

Pack goats used to take off bags of garbage. Ranger Larry's friend would take these to Crag Cleanups to help out.

Along with the Brickyard, Lizard's Mouth is one of the premiere bouldering locations of SB. It's namesake comes from a giant, mouth-shaped roof that offers great overhanging toprope routes as well as some awesome traverses. Just like the Brickyard, Lizard's Mouth is right off the 154 on West Camino Cielo Road and is right before you hit the Wincester Gun Club at the end of the street (thus the lovely sounds of gunfire in the distance). There are enough classic boulder problems here to keep you busy wandering around all day long, but my favorite boulders outside of the Mouth would be the Femme Fatale Zone.

Lizard's Mouth

Approach 5-10 min. mostly flat hiking
Poison Oak None
Sun Exposure Variable

 

 

Climbs done:

Femme Fatale Zone

Martini Madness (V0 ***): A classic boulder with a huge hueco in the middle and often times graffiti tagged on the face. Sit start at the lower left corner and use the pyramid ledge to guide your way up to the top. One of my favorite warm up routes.

Shakin Not Stirred (V3 ***): Other than the Lizard's Mouth Traverse, this is the best boulder route in the area. Sit start below two large huecos then work up to a delicate ledge and top out. A key kneebar can be used at the bottom to alleviate some of your work (be sure to wear long pants!).

The Mouth:

You Skink (5.7) TR: This is the route on the right side of the Mouth following a large vertical crack. Wasn't very exciting.

Yellow Belly (5.10a ***) TR: This route is directly to the left of You Skink and starts under a roof on some nice underclings. The crux of the climb is working out of the roof and onto the vertical face. (Update: the bolts above this route have been taken out. Now it is only a boulder problem at the bottom)

Lizard's Lips (5.11+ ***) TR: In my opinion, this was the best climb on our trip. At first look, I thought it looked impossible. But after giving it a test run I found that all the holds are super positive. Being extremely overhung, most the moves are powerful and you must pull them off quickly before running out of energy. Can be started and finished at multiple spots, including a dual ledge start on the left hand side and a start following a crack in the middle. Halfway through you can either follow a group of pockets out to the left, or take an extreme right and traverse around and up a protruding horn. (Update: many anchor bolts have been removed. Still enough bolts to make a TR anchor, but it will be a bit sketchy).

 

Dan stares out at the sea of clouds
Everyone has to whip out their digital cameras to take pictures of the clouds, while Matt goes into labor!!
Luis and Dan can't wait to get onto the rock, so they monkey around on a 2 foot ceiling
Hmmm, did Dan just eat Matt's baby?!

Heeeeere's JOHNNY!!! I mean Luis!

Surreal shot of the coastline
Bouldering my favorite warm up route, Martini Madness
At the crux of Martini Madness
Brendan orders up some Martini Madness
I carefully position the crash pad for Brendan
Main profile of the Lizard's Mouth taken at a crazy angle
Here's Kate!
The group surveys Lizard's Mouth using the climbing guide as reference
Matt's second time climbing and we're taking him to 5.11 overhangs :). He loves it
Luis begins Yellow Belly
Xerxes looks for his next hold on Lizard's Lips
Fighting against pain, Matt cranks up on You Skink
Dan starts up Yellow Bellow while Luis intently spots him
Peekaboo! .. Oh my God! The rope is coming out of Dan's throat!
I give Lizard Lips a test run. Yep, this ledge is solid
Kate gives Yellow Belly a go while Dan points her to the next handhold. Luis intently spots from down below
Luis attempts Lizard's Lips as we watch in awe
Matt looks for a good foothold on You Skink
Dan sticks to a couple pockets on Lizard's Lips
Xerxes gets horizontal and busts the heel hook
Kate's having way too much fun :-D
Dan also gets horizontal. Notice how Dan is in exactly the same spot as Xerxes in the picture above
Well I guess I can't talk. I love overhangs!
I take a victory rest after finishing Lizard's Lips
Another shot of the X man
Me climbing Lizard Lips
I take a big swing from a fall while Mike braces himself
Group shot of us at sunset
Doesn't this remind you of a cover shot for a band?
Sun being eclipsed by the Lizard's Mouth...and Luis' head!
A purty SB sunset

§ - Pics provided by Brendan Pyle